Nutscaping: Nuts (as in Testicles) + Landscapes = Nutscapes!

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Have you ever looked at your testicles and thought, “Damn! They should be considered a work of art!”? Well, you’re not alone. Nutscapes is just what you think it is, nuts + landscapes = nutscapes. Those endowed with balls and bravery are dropping their pants in lovely locations in order to snap a pic of their dangling bits in front of nature’s finest.

You can check out a few examples below or if you’re wanting to indulge in your own Nutscaping artistry, check out Nutscapes.com’s guide to the perfect nut-snapping pic.

HOW TO NUTSCAPE:

1. Find yourself somewhere awesome.

2. Turn your back to the awesome scene.

3. Drop your pants.

4. Bend over and shoot Nutscape back through your legs.

HELPFUL HINTS:

1. Keep it Loose: sweatpants, athletic shorts, and pants without zippers and buttons make for easiest access.

2. Find your balance: adjust width of stance to accommodate hanging state (high or low) of nuts.

3. Easy now: when Nutscaping at height use free hand to anchor.

4. Mind the tip: we’re not into dick-pics.

5. Work together: it’s OK to collaborate when necessary.

*Diagrams to Come*

So what’s your favorite? The one with testicles and beaches, testicles and snow, testicles and cows, or testicles and the Colosseum?

Coming soon: Dickscaping, Boobscaping, and Vagscaping. Please avoid: Analscaping.

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* All pics via nutscapes.com. Source: Metro.co.uk.

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