Enjoy a laugh with these jokes about art, music, writing, film, and more!
Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum?
A: The criminals ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, “We didn’t have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”
Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Any kind of moo-sic they like.
Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings?
A: In a moo-seum.
Q: What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?
A: A Moo-sician.
Q: What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream?
A: Depeche a la Mode.
Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail?
A: He had a brush with the law.
Q: What do ghosts dance to?
A: Soul music
Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling?
A: I got you covered.
Q: Why is a piano so hard to open?
A: Because the keys are on the inside.
Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
A: With a bowl of surreal.
Q: What type of songs do the planets sing?
Q: What did the artist say to the rival?
A: I challenge you a doodle!
Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: What do you call a painting by a cat?
A: A paw-trait.
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco?
A: He had no body to dance with!
Q: Why was the painting arrested?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What was stolen from the music store?
A: The lute.
Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Q: What kind of dance do mothers like best?
A: The Mom-bo.
Q: What do you call a musician with problems?
A: A trebled person.
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