Bohemian Jokes

Enjoy a laugh with these jokes about art, music, writing, film, and more!


Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum? 

A: The criminals ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, “We didn’t have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”

Q: What do cows like to dance to?

A: Any kind of moo-sic they like.

Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings? 

A: In a moo-seum.

Q: What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A: A Moo-sician.

Q: What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream? 

A: Depeche a la Mode.

Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail? 

A: He had a brush with the law.

Q: What do ghosts dance to? 

A: Soul music

Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling? 

A: I got you covered.

Q: Why is a piano so hard to open?

A: Because the keys are on the inside.

Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings? 

A: With a bowl of surreal.

Q: What type of songs do the planets sing?

A: Nep-tunes.

Q: What did the artist say to the rival? 

A: I challenge you a doodle!

Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers? 

A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: What do you call a painting by a cat? 

A: A paw-trait.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

A: Put a little boogie in it.

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? 

A: Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco?

A: He had no body to dance with!

Q: Why was the painting arrested? 

A: Because it was framed.

Q: What was stolen from the music store? 

A: The lute.

Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? 

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Q: What kind of dance do mothers like best?

A: The Mom-bo.

Q: What do you call a musician with problems? 

A: A trebled person.

More jokes are always being added so be sure to check back!

Sources: Jokes 4 Us, Enchanted Learning